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Jason Antoon’s modern fables are like the classic ones except funnier and nobody learns anything. Grown-ups will love these weird and wonderful tales of pickpockets, putzes and philandering politicians. “Jason Antoon is funny as hell.” — Topher Grace “His one-of-a-kind view of human behavior makes the rest of us writers cringe with envy. Damn his eyes.” — Kevin Pollak

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