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Includes 22 non-crappy songs! Los Angeles has a new private investigator. A failed songwriter looking to put 10,000 crappy songs behind him. But solving his cases will take a little luck, a lot of donuts and his old Gibson. Acclaimed songwriter Dan Bern’s second novel is a fun twist on LA noir. “10,000 Crappy Songs is a deadpan masterpiece. Seriously, folks: I read this book in one sitting and laughed for a week.” — Steve Almond

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